Moral story about democratic elections today

I vote for those ones because, otherwise, who could I vote?
I vote for them because my boss said so.
I vote for those ones because my wife said so.
I vote for those ones because my boss is one of them, but non “them”, I mean one of those ones…
I vote for the others because I am one of them, but non “them”… you know what I mean.
I vote for them because they are the only ones I understand when they speak.
I vote for those ones because they are younger.
Are you kidding? I vote for them because they are more experienced.
I vote for the others because he is one of… the latter, so we avoid confusion.

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